Sunday, November 29, 2009

Faterbury Fails

Dear loathesome, annoying, encroaching fat,

I write to you today to tell you that
Rather than succeed at our Fight for Fitness
We stumbled a bit, but now you will bear witness
Even though I failed this week to jog
I ate, but did not gorge myself like a hog
Tennis, football, badminton, and soccer
All were "played"--I know--it's quite a shocker
Though of six we only completed four
We also walked 2 miles, to and from the store
I've lost 2.5 pounds 'tween this week and last
Fatness, be gone! Out! My ugly past
I can't wait for my new wardrobe and new shoes!
Against you fat, I shall not lose!

I'll destroy you fat, even in the tightest pinch,
Fighting to fit in(to smaller clothes)--Love always, Fatticus Finch

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