Friday, November 13, 2009

The Great Fatsby

Dear Fat,

My body is a wasteland. Unfortunately, the holiday season brings Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Covered Peppermint Joe Joe's. I sometimes wish that food were less delicious. I blame you for cursing me so.

For the time being, I think that we should work on two things: (1) Significantly less overeating. (2) Sit-ups. I'll get to the aerobic part shortly. Beach jogging. Perhaps that won't bore me.

I agree with Fatticus that cheese is also delicious. Brie with grapes. Mozzarella with tomatoes and olives. Goat cheese on anything.

GAH,

I.M.

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