Monday, November 23, 2009

The Unbearable Fitness of Being

Dear Fit or something along the path to Fit,

Jogging was about as terrible as it always is.  How do people do this for fun?

Another article, just because:

Completely overlooking the point of this article, Fatticus and I are adopting the temporary motto of "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."  We want to make it clear, however, that we do not approve of anorexics taking this motto.  Please don't sue us.

I already failed, anyway, because I got a California burrito at Roberto's after jogging on the beach.  Food tastes ridiculously good, so this skinny thing that everyone talks about better feel really damn good.

Oh yes, and I gained 3.2 pounds last week.  Muscle mass?  Wishful thinking?  We shall see. Get ready for Fat or Fit-ion's First Fabulous Fall Fight for Fitness and Flight from Fatness, coming this Friday.

Definitely thinking wishfully,


1 comment:

  1. food does taste good, especially after physical activity.