Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Fat in the Time of Cholera

Dear Fat,

I think I have swine flu.

Or maybe I'm just fat and have the flu. No matter.

I'm making more headway in my fight against you. Congratulations me. Unfortunately I haven't done as well against the illness taking up residence in my tonsils. It's very uncomfortable and now they appear as bloated as the rest of my body. Curses.

I wanted to jog. I was really looking forward to it. Sick, right? But I can't. Because each breath I draw in feels like swallowing sandpaper and my whole body aches from lethargy and illness.

wow... okay, nighttime medicine is kicking in. I'm going to go lie down before I collapse.

Hoping to get through the next work day,

Fatticus

P.s. I wish I was less petty

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