Saturday, March 20, 2010

A Fail of Two Fatties

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times...

Dear Fat,

You win again.

Despite our efforts to catch up, fitness continues to elude us. (Because we're slow...) We've fallen off the track a bit but remain hopeful that we will succeed. Unfortunately, today was not a success story.

Excuses are easy to come by--Mexican food, improper footwear, the distance between two points--so here are a few more:

-Life hates us
-We'll be alone forever
-Cookies are delicious
-Running is hard
-It burns us

Tomorrow is a new day. A new day that will begin with running. Hopefully.

I.M., Fatticus

1 comment:

  1. i'm secretly afraid that if you become less fat then your blog posts will become less funny-- i pray we can find the best of both worlds...

    you can do it!