Friday, May 21, 2010

The Fatyssey

Dear Fat,

I had a challenge today to eat 3 pounds of meat, and I came out 4 ounces short.  Brazilian barbeque.  Chicken, beef, pork, fish.  Salt, grease.  It didn't really feel bad towards the end until I started to put more food in my mouth.  And then it felt gross.

I really thought it was going to be okay since I'd done Fenton's challenge back in college (3 pounds of ice cream in 20 minutes), but then again . . . a lot of that melted.  Maybe I was 4 ounces short back then too.

I'm a little disappointed that I didn't make it . . . but only a very little. 

Do you ever get that feeling where you swear that fat is just oooooooozing out of your skin?

Gross,

I.M.

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