Friday, June 11, 2010

I Know Why the Fat Bird Sings


Dear Fat,

This week started off pretty well.  Tons of vegetables, fruit, almond milk, good stuff.  I was cutting back on calories but not starving myself.  It was good.

Today, I ate churros, funnel cake fries, meaty pizza, and just some really terrible things.  Deliciously terrible.

I'm a little sore from softball yesterday.  That counts as exercise, correct?  The soreness is from physical exertion and not from having been beaten by an actual softball (à la Fuzzy).

After reading this article, I'm considering rubbing my back and waddling every time I board a bus:

Chewing gum,


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