Friday, September 10, 2010

Northanger ABbey

Dear Fat,

Hey, what's up?  I hope this letter finds you in as much pain as I am in.

I've set a goal of doing 50 crunches a day. 25 in the morning.  25 in the evening.  I missed my Sunday crunches and did 150 on Monday to make up for the missed 50 with an extra 50 as punishment.  My abs hurt.  A lot.

I think I need to deskercise more.  The fact that I hate my life and my body ultimately stem from how much I hate my job.  Maybe I'd hate it less if I could pretend that it was making me more fit. Or it would make me look so insane they'd let me take medical leave.  It's a win-win situation.

Crunchily,

Fatticus



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